{"id":302,"date":"2007-03-13T07:44:28","date_gmt":"2007-03-13T07:44:28","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T22:00:00","slug":"follow-instructions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cartasjeroglificas.org\/blog\/2007\/03\/13\/follow-instructions\/","title":{"rendered":"Follow instructions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Intrucctions:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>We suggest that the firts meeting always be held in a public place and that you do not reveal your full name, address or home telephone number until you are comfortable doing so. Always dial 141 before calling a contact number to keep your confidentiality. Always meet during daylight, and tell a friend or relative where you&#8217;re going and what time you will return. If the meeting hasn&#8217;t turned out the way you hoped, don&#8217;t be afraid to say \u00abno\u00bb.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Las instrucciones anteriores no son para un esp\u00eda justo antes de una misi\u00f3n de infiltraci\u00f3n, aunque lo parezcan. Semejantes precauciones las sugiere una agencia de contactos personales, donde todo el mundo se anuncia como alto, inteligente y sensible y busca gente perfecta.<\/p>\n<p>Vale, que la sugerencia est\u00e1 muy bien y es completamente razonable, pero vaya como le resta ilusi\u00f3n cuando, como dicen los anuncios, la gente anda buscando <em>\u00abman who loves to eat, in exuberant health, with a double thirst for emotional intelligence.\u00bb<\/em> o <em>\u00abWLTM kind, caring, sensitive female to share country walks, music, frienship, laughter, conversation and who knows?\u00bb.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>De paso, indagando en las costumbres anglosajonas relacionadas con la b\u00fasqueda de compa\u00f1\u00eda, me he tomado con una serie de acr\u00f3nimos que, en mi limitado ingl\u00e9s, no hab\u00eda visto.<\/p>\n<p>Ese de arriba, <strong>WLTM<\/strong> encubre un \u00abWould Like To Meet\u00bb, y estos otros: <strong>WNOHGB<\/strong> \u00abWhere no one has gone before\u00bb; <strong>GSOH<\/strong> \u00abGood sense of humour\u00bb y <strong>LTR<\/strong> \u00abLong Term Relationship\u00bb. Pero hay uno que me permiti\u00f3 reiterar lo asombrosamente simples que somos los hombres, no importa el entorno cultural, al intentar impresionar a una mujer, miren si no, este torpe pero muy abundante acr\u00f3nimo: <strong>OHAC<\/strong> \u00abOwn House and Car\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Buenos d\u00edas.<\/p>\n<p><em>Nota Relacionada<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cartasjeroglificas.org\/b2evolution2\/blogs\/index.php?p=148&amp;more=1&amp;c=1&amp;tb=1&amp;pb=1\">Se busca gente perfecta<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intrucctions: We suggest that the firts meeting always be held in a public place and that you do not reveal your full name, address or home telephone number until you are comfortable doing so. Always dial 141 before calling a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cartasjeroglificas.org\/blog\/2007\/03\/13\/follow-instructions\/\">Sigue leyendo <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[21],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartasjeroglificas.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartasjeroglificas.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartasjeroglificas.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartasjeroglificas.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartasjeroglificas.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartasjeroglificas.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartasjeroglificas.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartasjeroglificas.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartasjeroglificas.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}